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imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

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psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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bewe4ve: hersheykiss3s: hydrogenbombs: can we just bring up this picture again always reblog Tyler asdfghjkl i would shit if i walked into starbucks and he was taking my order omfg 

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lunerae: q’d :) - bubblegum/gypsy

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How to break up with someone

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
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occvpied: ✌

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watchtheworldspinround: diamondise: melancholic-fantasm: sleepless-m3rmaids: seduce-m-e: iamglenc0c0: h-u-g-g-l-i-f-e-e: let-l00se: absolutely-heartless: Wow.  Just wow. I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT. AT. ALL. LET ME DIE This, I’ll reblog. Holy. Shit. Almost cried. Dead. Oh… omg, I didn’t expect that, my heart dropped. omg.  :oo oh my gosh .  …………… My heart dropped, I was expecting them to fall in love…  Aw THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE D: omg awwww THAT WAS NOT OKAY, DAMMIT. //eternal sadness Omfg i will never not reblog this wow

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